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shin-heerin:

Jin: You should fight Jin just because he’s so awkward. Use food as a distraction or just wait for him to accidentally punch himself. Either way, you’ll win

Suga: Don’t fight Min Yoongi. He might seems slow and passive but he will make you break down into tears with his insults if you pick a fight with him.

J-Hope: Go ahead and fight him. He would probably not take you seriously and end up making both of you crack up laughing. You probably won’t even remember why you wanted to fight him in the first place.

Rap Monster: Though he’s smart, you can beat him if you act fast enough. Have you seen Kim Namjoon? The guy is so clumsy he breaks everything he touches. Plus, he’ll most likely be sleep deprived working on the new songs. You know what? You should probably leave him alone so he can get back to that.

Jimin: Behind those muscles is a big crybaby. Why would you want to hurt such a precious child?! What did Jimin ever do wrong? Try really hard with singing the high notes and dancing? Being really supportive of all his members? Do you have no soul?? Lay a hand on Jimin and you will have the rest of BTS after your head

V: Don’t fight Kim Taehyung, protect him. It’s not his fault he doesn’t understand human customs. He was just trying to make an elephant with your moles.

Jungkook: Known as the Golden Maknae, don’t be intimidated by his many talents, he’s actually a huge dork. Pretend you saw G-Dragon and attack. But if you win, it’s technically child abuse.